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You know how sometimes people on your friend's list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you *should* already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy my response below, erase my answers putting yours in their place then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration! One-word answers seldom help anyone out.

( me )

MEME

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
thomas needs a jew
Mike Needs A Date!!
shaniqua needs to buy a house wit her chunk a change child support and stop livin off her rich ass baby dadyyyy

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Thomas looks like the real deal all right -- shiny blue paint job
Mike looks like a pimp in that get up with the sheep staff
Shaniqua looks like America Ferrar who plays Betty, and is anything BUT ugly

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Rufus Thomas does Funky Chicken
Mike Does Tech Building abstractions since 1989.
shaniqua does not have any Contacts at this time

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
The noises that Thomas hates
MySpace profile for Mike Hates Meathook with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
shaniqua hates us. oh well OH EIGHT!

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
5.0 out of 5 stars Thomas Goes Fishing?!?
Mike goes emotional. We all know that robots aren't supposed to have emotions,
Shaniqua goes for the cover, 2, shoulder up.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
WHAT GAVIN THOMAS LOVES ABOUT BROOKLYN
MySpace profile for Mike loves Marie with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
Shaniqua Loves You

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Thomas Eats ALL 32 Flavors of Ice Cream
MySpace profile for Mike Eats Babies with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more
Wonder Woman, Shaniqua eats 1 pu$$y per day, at least

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Washington, D.C. legend Helen Thomas has been off the job for the past three weeks suffering from a gastric infection that has
Mike has a new home. Mike Gunderloy has a new home now
LL's Prank Caller, Shaniqua has 2 Pay & More!

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
Thomas died at his home in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., in the presence of a private physician.
Mike Died. Two guys are sitting at the bar. One says, "Did your hear the news? Mike's dead." "Whoa! What happened to him?"
The pathologist, Dr. Steven Hayne, testified that Shaniqua died from a single gunshot

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Thomas will leave as more joke than coach
My name is Mike Will, alias MyQuill (can you guess why?).
Shaniqua will not get a job, and 2. Shaniqua will have more kids.